The Evpatoria Report is a Swiss post-rock band. The band was born in January 2002, and it consists of two guitars, a bass, drums, a violin, and a keyboard. The Evpatoria Report have played concerts in Paris and toured throughout Switzerland, playing with bands such as Red Sparowes, The Appleseed Cast, and Mono.
The band name comes from the Ukrainian city Yevpatoria (sometimes romanized as Evpatoria), where there is a parabolic antenna RT-70 (P-2500) which sends messages into space (A Message From Earth, Cosmic Call) that try to describe human life (the "Evpatoria message").